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Abakus on the Red Blood Moon Abakus on the Red Blood Moon

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Hello Mister Fancy Niceman.


stewardhklarlover responds:

What's up, my cool superhero friend! Robmon is in the house! Yayer.


Zoney Death Zoney Death

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

I don'thave many words to describe my feelings when I look at this tragedy, so I'll keep it short this time. May he rest in peace in one piece.


stewardhklarlover responds:

Terse and clever. An excellent review, as always!


Pharaoh Abakus Pharaoh Abakus

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

I didn't think I'd see another Diligent classic THIS soon, but I'll tell you one thing buddy, you did not disappoint. It is now my duty to review and support everything you put up here so be prepared.
You might have noticed that I often compare the things I see with pop culture and media and the thing I instantly noticed about my friend Pharoah Abakus is that his shoes look like he bought them in one of my favorite game universes, which is Kingdom Hearts, the protagonist of that game is called Sora and his shoes are massive but he's still able to walk and jump with them in the most athletic ways, just like Abakus is moshing with his big shoes on without any problems and I can tell he's having an amazing time.


stewardhklarlover responds:

Dude, I got a whole bunch of art pieces just waiting in the dust. You've actually given me the willpower to put them out. I'm an obscure artist, so as you prolly know, I have no problem with deleting my work, burning my work, or just dumping my work in an anthill. Sound far-fetched? My closest friends will let you know that I periodically do that from time to time. Why? It makes me a better artist. I certainly don't want to disappoint you. I love what you said about Pharaoh Abakus! I could see homeboy moshing!


Beestmeel Bro Beestmeel Bro

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Is it possible to create works that are not art? - Marcel Duchamp


stewardhklarlover responds:

Wow, that's deep. I'm rarely stumped. However, I'm actually stumped! Maybe it's because I'm sleepy, but it's going to take me a couple of days to fully grasp that quote. I love that quote. Terse and effective.


Distraction Widow Distraction Widow

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

I wonder how she got that headwound.
Experiment with more funny dark colors next time.


stewardhklarlover responds:

She got that headwound from trying to catch that black widow spider. See, when Noir Widow Sleet sees a black widow, she goes ape ish. She gets all crazy like because that's her favorite snack. So, she spotted one, and not thinking, she cracked her head on a steel pole diving after it. She's doing much better now, though. Her wound is healed. I'll experiment with more funny dark colors next time. It's just I knew that at least 10 people were going to play this game if I went with that particular color combination. The red on the tip of the heart is the icing on the stake, I mean, cake.


Sanctuary Sanctuary

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Your watercolor pieces are the best, you should make more.


theMajestic responds:

Thanks. I don't have free access to supplies anymore though, so it should take me a while to get to work on art again.


November 2013 November 2013

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

I really love your stuff.


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NoLanLabs responds:

Just took a look at your page and I really love YOUR stuff.